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Thursday, May 21, 2009

I Realize The Real Estate Market Is Slow, but... 
or a new angle to lure prospective home buyers? 

Okay, so I'm watching this local real estate show last Sunday morning and I swear to you the announcer said:

"...and French whores open to the patio."

Now either my ears are failing me or perhaps this particular selling agent has stumbled upon a sure-fire way to spark renewed interest in home buying. Can't you just hear it now. 

"This lovely three bedroom Victorian has undergone numerous improvements, including French whores opening to the patio. These ladies are finely appointed with multiple upgrades to take care of your many needs. Trannies are extra."

Either way it gives a whole new meaning to "playroom".

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