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Thursday, December 24, 2009

Almost Friday Photo #1

What fresh Christmas Hell is this?

Now this is the stuff of nightmares... and years and years and years of therapy. This little girl is destined to grow up to write a scathing tell-all about her wretched, boozy-floozy Mom and her diabolical plan to splinter her delicate psyche.

Seriously. Trailer Trash Barbie Mom... What were you thinking?! Did you not register the uber creepy factor of this Fright Night Santa? Was there no ICK factor red flag raised at the sight of his frightening forehead, because this cat would have sent me into convulsions. EWwwwwwww!! *shudder*

No shit.

He's just one step away from being a Killer Klown from Outer Space, and you all know how I feel about clowns spelled with a "c" or "k". PLUS he's wearing I-don't-want-to-leave-any-incriminating-prints-behind-while-I-chloroform-your-kid-and-stuff-her-in-my-white-panel-van gloves.

Good God, man! Who lets her little precious sit on the lap of this freak show.

But on the other hand, baby girl there looks pretty happy. So what do I know.

Happy Christmas y'all. May your day be freak-show free!


demoncat said...

from the looks of the pictures the little girl was so happy to see santa she did not relize that the santa she was seeing was proably some on the run pycho santa killer. and the mother just wanted her kid to have a memory of santa which no doubt proably got looked at by some shrink by now

~*Jenn*~ said...

Omg, words cannot describe the horrificness of this 'Santa'. Fresh hell for sure. I think this pictures is going to give me nightmares, it's so horrible I want to click the X and at the same time I can't stop sneaking back for a peak at that horrifying Santa-Clown...

Hope you and Geo had a great Christmas!