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Thursday, January 15, 2009

A Hockey Night In Pittsburgh 
or hmmmm...who knew it could be so dirty 

Okay, so our little nephew won free tickets to last night's Penguins game. It was a crushing 6-3 loss for my beloved Pens. The final humiliating blow being an empty net goal with three minutes left and us with a TWO-MAN ADVANTAGE!!?! Oh the pain! *sob*

Anywho, I'm very vocal at games. Surprise! (not) It's difficult not to get caught up in the atmosphere and start screaming things at random. The thing is... I never noticed how dirty sounding the crowd banter is when taken out of context. Last night I suddenly became aware of the off-color nature of my (and others) remarks...

"Get it in!!"
"Get it out!!!"
"Keep it in!
"Get back in the crease!!"
"Get out of that end!"

That'swhatshsaid!That'swhatshesaid!That'swhatshesaid!That'swhatshesaid!That'swhatshesaid!

...I think I need a cigarette.

1 comment:

Torture Porch said...

I find most sports has a sexual innuendo. Now I think of it,maybe everything I talk about has a sexual innuendo. I'm such a sixth grader! God I need help.